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Top 10 Things You Would Never...
Hear Your Berzerker Say

Some might say they find their bearings or origins in the words of Robert E. Howard and his magnificent creations like Conan, Red Sonja and Kull, but barbarians can be some of the most vicious people you would ever meet, well, usually...

1. If this wasn't such a nice inn, I'd kick your @$$.
2. Do these boots go with this tunic?
3. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
4. Couldn't we just talk this over? Violence never solved anything.
5. Swords and alcohol don't mix.
6. Gee, I'd like to help you guys hunt down that rogue dragon, but Lance and I are going shopping for curtains this weekend.
7. Thank you (as well as "please", "excuse me", and "so sorry, I would appear to have stabbed you in the stomach with my broad sword").
8. I think mages are the coolest.
9. Wait a minute guys. Maybe we should think this over first.
10. Ewwwww! Blood!

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